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Dear Readers and other visitors,
we, the leaders of team ALPHA CENTAURI, benevolent founder PERSEUS, softspoken co-foundress General AURIGA, backed by our never resting supportress General BADRIANE, welcome you to our team website.
We had so many requests, regarding our whereabouts that we want to give you as much information about our home system as we can. First, will show you the exact location in our Galaxy called "Milky Way".
Directions:
After reaching warp 1, break heavily at 4.34 lightyears and turn right/up at 4.35. The next spectral type G2 V and K1V twin star on your left is Alpha Centauri AB, please contact planetary defenses on 41.35 GHz before reaching the planetary defense ring starting at 145.000 mls otherwise you will be intercepted by our Falcons. Godspeed.
If you took your old trusted Porsche 911 Turbo on a trip of comparable distance, the jouney will take roughly 14.637 years, give or take a few months. If you take your Beetle Convertible at least twice as long. Few of you Starlings will reach this age.
Therefore, it would be better, to take your Falcon and travel at Warp 5, then you will reach us in abou 10.5 months.
Our main planet is Alpha Centauri Bb, it is a nice and cosy little planet and we like to keep it this way. Some might consider it a little bit on the hot side at 1200 degrees C, but we think this is just about right. So keep your trash, stowed away and behave nicely.
When you arrive at the outskirts of our star system, make sure to come to a full stop, otherwise you will be intercepted by our friendly Falcons. If you fail to do so, you will - again - be intercepted by our planetary defense Falcons and forced to land on one of our not so nice planets and stay for a long, long, really really terribly long time, until your visa request is processed. You can ask other visitors, I'm sure they will tell you, this process will take even longer than the journey itself, but not as long as a visa from a certain small country called G... on a continent called Europe on a small planet called Earth, when you are a desperate fugitive looking for a safe haven.
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MichaelJer | 22/02/2019