UBISOFT LOGIC
2nd Nov 2014:
today we received another won war at our statistics: consequently the average points per war decreased down to: 177,83 (80/80 won wars on 02.11.14)
THIS IS UNFAIR!!!!
Even IF we got this one as a gifted victory, WE DONT WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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27th Oct 2014; 16:27
Hi readers,
this Sunday our friends at Ubisoft donated an additional war: without the need to fight for!
Ubisoft programmers must have had a bad day when they wrote the GLPA program, because there must be a flter or a specific algorithm that is not correlating with the score and points system. It made us win a war that we never had.
On Saturday 25th Oct we had a battle against [BF]Badfalcons. After war declaration, we took screenshots of our position in ranks. Our score was at 12694 and we were on rank 591. We had won 70/70 wars.
On Sunday 26th Oct we did another screenshot (as always after war declaration, todays enemy: Victoire) and we checked our rank 581 and score: 12886 (+192) BUT this time we were surprised to see that we completed already 72/72 wars… funnily referring to general mathematics the amount of wars wold have been expected to be roughly about 71/71…..
Lets have a look at the statics now:
70/70 won wars mean ∅ 181,34 ppw (points per war)
72/72 won wars makes an decreased down to ∅ 178,97 ppw
Supposed the amount of wars would be shown correctly, our statistics should be at ∅ 181,49 ppw.
IS THIS IS A PROOF THAT IN VIRTUAL REALITY EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE???
This means real life mathematics, physics, biology and especially logic do not exist in our beloved galaxy! OBVIOUSLY.
If our Ubisoftprogrammers are too stressed to do their job properly, we would suggest to increase medication (which would definitely be a lot of fun) OR let a mathematically gifted employee crosscheck the logical operation of the program or as a last resort ask the professionals - us.
Bottom line: Always keep in mind that logic most likely does not exist!
Last but not least, we want to state a big
THANK YOU
to UBISOFT for donating us an additional war, that we obviously WON!!!!!
Yiiii-haaaaaaa!
UBISOFT LOGIC
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